This is Koyuki. She is a 9-year-old Scottish Fold cat who lives in Yokohama, Japan, with her owner. Her name means “light snow,” she enjoys having water squirted into her mouth, and most important, she looks grumpier than Grumpy Cat. In fact, sometimes she looks downright angry, like she might be plotting world domination. Other times she looks like she’s deeply depressed. The owner says that’s just how her face is and that she’s not actually grumpy, but that doesn’t make it any less adorable/hilarious to think of a cat feeling such intense feelings. If I were Grumpy Cat, I’d watch my back. There’s room for only one disgruntled feline at the top of the Internet pyramid, and I think Koyuki is primed for the job.
Plotting
“When everyone goes to sleep tonight, I’m going to figure out how to open the cat food drawer.”
Existential crisis
“There is no one left but me in this empty, white world. Who am I?”
I hate orange
“This color looks terrible on everyone. Especially me.”
Life problems
“I lost the only mouse toy I had under the rug. You might as well just kill me now.”
Pillows depress me
“I’m definitely staying home from work today.”
I’m watching you
“Don’t think you’re safe for even a moment.”
You lose
“You never had a chance at winning this staring contest.”
Pointy ears
“When my ears are this pointy, it means I’m really angry.”
My toy!
“You moved my toy again. My toy. No one gave you permission to do this!”
Suicidal or lazy?
She’s either contemplating jumping or too lazy to figure out how to get down.
This bag
“At least I have this bag. It may not look like much, but it’s mine.”
Sandals?
“Who put these sandals in my nap spot? Answer me!”
This does not amuse me
“I’m not going to say anything, but you know I’m upset.”
You’re done for
“You’re done for now, human. I’m going to flatten you.”
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