Meet Pompous Albert, a Selkirk Rex with a signature scowl that the Internet just can’t get enough of. This curly-coated cat is named after Albert Einstein thanks to his eccentric hair, but where Albert Einstein is the father of modern physics, Pompous Albert is the father of judgment.
Albert spends his days assisting his owner at the office, where he keeps the other employees in line, controls the coffeemaker and keeps up on his social media following. Albert currently has over 90,000 followers on Instagram, making him way more popular than most of his rival feline Internet sensations.
Albert’s owners claim the famous feline gets along well with other cats and is actually quite cuddly. Then again, would you dare say anything against Albert if he lived under your roof?
Blue Steel
Watch out, Derek Zoolander. There’s a new supermodel in town.
Pompous Albert Einstein
Distant relatives? That’s one theory. Or is that the theory of relativity?
That Selkirk scowl
If looks could kill, Pompous Albert would have to wear shades.
Not your average cabinet kitty
Corporate espionage is Pompous Albert’s favorite hobby.
Dapper and dangerous
“Do not mention this Coby cat in my presence again. I am the most beautiful cat in the world.”
Is it hot in here?
Pompous Albert: here to extinguish fires — and all of your hopes and dreams.
Magnanimous Rex
“Yes, my loyal subjects. Judgment day has indeed arrived. Now, who would like to go first?”
Pawperazzi
“Take one more photo. I dare you.”
World domination
“Next time, bring this to me on a silver platter.”
‘The Hot Seat’
“This seat is taken.”
Trash talk
“Don’t blame me. I was just looking for your credentials.”
The boss
This is what your boss looks like on the inside when you show up late to work.
Coffee cat
“If I don’t have a cup of coffee in my paws in the next five seconds, I’m going to shred something.”
The end of the tunnel
There is no light at the end of the tunnel. Only Pompous Albert.
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