Holiday lingerie isn’t reserved for just Valentine’s Day anymore. Now more and more women are buying sexy numbers for the Christmas season too, and underwear companies are helping them out by supplying some incredibly risqué looks.
Gift wrapped
One in particular that’s flying off the shelves is this “Unwrap Me Bow Teddy.” It’s literally just a big bow that you tie strategically around your sexy parts. Its simplicity and the fact that it comes in a variety of colors made it the most popular lingerie piece of 2015 on Yandy, the online store known for its sexy Halloween outfits. But is it too much? Let’s take a look at how it stacks up against other sexy holiday lingerie.
Sexy Mrs. Claus
Now this one’s not too bad. Just your basic sequined corset bodice with a cute pleather bow accent.
On Vixen!
While not terribly over-the-top, this one’s a bit too costume-y for me. And that little hat? No.
Herald Angel
If that angel came to Jesus’ birth, no one would’ve paid any attention to the baby.
Hanukkah Oh Hanukkah
OK, so this is a bit more Frozen than Hanukkah, but at least it has the right colors!
Oh Christmas Tree
I think she could use a few more ornaments in places…
Candy Cane
If it weren’t for the giant balls, this one would work as a holiday swimsuit.
Jingle Bells
You would definitely be expected to jingle all the way in this one.
Unwrap Me ’40s Style
This is a much more demure (and in my opinion, stylish) option for the “unwrap me” lingerie look.
Santa’s Little Helper
Note: Hoods and fluffy balls are not sexy. That’s why Santa and Mrs. Claus wear them.
Frosty the Snowman
There’s one interesting role-playing game that’s about to ensue.
Light the Lights
Yeah no. You’d look sexier winding yourself in real Christmas lights while wearing nude-colored underwear.
Santa Baby
This too would work better as a DIY project. Just use some pretty ribbon and a wide, black belt. Forget the fluffy boob tassels.
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